Press the button to activate the fountain. Drag your mouth anywhere on your face — the water finds a way around it, every single time, certified by the Bureau of Hydration Evasion.
CERTIFIED HYDRATION TESTING RIG — UNIT 7
The fountain sits still, dry-nosed, waiting for someone to try.
Drag the mouth anywhere on the face, then activate the fountain.
Attempts Made
0
Splashes Certified
0
Highest Clearance Logged
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(Hydration Success Rate holds steady at 0%, in complete defiance of basic fountain etiquette.)